May 2012
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FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...
– No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
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Eww.
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I don’t remember what I did 2 hours ago, yet I remember the “Barbarian Brothers.”
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hellocthulhu replied to your post: I guess pregnancy does cause strange dreams. I…
I always had gory zombie apocalypse dreams… very vivid, and to the point I had to convince myself that it didn’t happen… no joke.
LOL! Pregnancy hormones are a motherfucker aren’t they? The other day I was watching a show on NatGeo with home videos of those horrible tornadoes that happened last...
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I guess pregnancy does cause strange dreams.
I was working in the kitchen of a restaurant and I was supposed to throw these whole swordfish into some sort of grinder. I wasn’t doing a very good job and the other employees were making fun of me. As I threw one in the grinder, I lost my footing and fell backwards into a cow pen (I don’t know why they kept cows in the kitchen.) One of...
Really craving some nachos from 7-11 in all their processed glory.
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kateasaurus-rex replied to your post: A face only a mother could love.
his nose! so cute!
I know! When he was a baby it was all pink. As he aged he started getting more and more “freckles.” Now his nose matches the bottom of his feet.
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A face only a mother could love.