What’s worse is my friend is the father to be. He had to the nerve to tell me that without hypnobirthing, my labor could last hours and hours, and if that happens it’s because I’m not doing it right. In my opinion, no vagina means keep your mouth shut about childbirth.
I ditched a few friends over that crap. Sorry, ladies, I’m not a bad mother because I don’t want to gnaw on placenta after I give birth!